Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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