So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You ate ashes out of my bong
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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