Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
i need to put some appletini on your dick
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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