when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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