I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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