i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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