brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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