But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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