The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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