JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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