Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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