before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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