doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
