I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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