so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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