I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Do vagina's smell?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We talked him into tasing himself.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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