I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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