I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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