You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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