My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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