I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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