I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
cat food counts as protein by the way
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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