Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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