Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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