yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
you made out with another girl for some wings
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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