I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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