you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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