STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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