i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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