You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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