I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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