spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
We need to rekindle our bromance
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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