i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
The air taste purple.
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