My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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my poor anus
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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