Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i was born a porn star she said
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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