My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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