Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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