So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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