the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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