They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
This toilet bowl is my home.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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