what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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