dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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