So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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