Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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