The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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