Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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