in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
that may or may not have been my penis.
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