Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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