hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
