i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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