summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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