i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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