If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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