best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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