Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
These tits shall not be calmed
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
