i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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